Call in to DJ Condog and The Beast and join them for some of their infamous games, including:
- Sticks and Stones - Think words will never hurt you? wait until DJ Condog and the beast have hurled their wildest insults at you - all on live radio!
- Sticks and Bones - Someone getting your goat? Call in to Dj Condog, tell them who it is, and the Beast will go into their house and break their bones for your amusement, all on live radio!
- Sticks and Loans - Are you Broke? Call in and DJ Condog will loan you $500 on the spot, to be paid back in exotic artifacts of his choice!
- Sticks and Drones - Think your wife is cheating on you? We will follow her with an audio-recording drone, find out who she's cheating on you with and listen to your own reaction on live radio!
- Sticks and Tones - Can you sing a G note off the top of your head? We hope so, because not the beast will beat you up with a stick on Live Radio!
- Sticks and Moans - The Beast will sleep with your wife and play her pleasures on live radio!
- Sticks and Tomes - Can you read Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics? Read it on air or be beaten with a stick on live radio!
- Sticks and Scones (Pronounced S-cone-s) - Eat one hundred scones or be beaten with a stick on Live Radio!
Join the Purple Kick Presents the Church of the Drive Time Radio Game Show Show with DJ Condog and the Beast
All you Condos and Beastheads (Pronounced Bees-theds) out there should join the church today. If simply listening to the show is not enough for you, the church is for you. Join DJ Condog and the Beast in Weekly Worships, Ritual Sacrifices and occasional live tapings of the Game Show Show!
How it works:
There are five tiers of Purple Kick Presents the Church of the Drive Time Radio Game Show Show with DJ Condog and the Beast.
- Tier 1 -Water Drinker. For no cost, you can Join the church, be acknowledged by your fellow members and be signed up for the e-mail newsletter!
- Tier 2 - Purple Kick Drinker. For $100 you can watch congregations from the outside of the building and be allowed to sacrifice your pets and family members to our great leaders!
- Tier 3 - Purple Kicker. For only $10,000 you can be allowed to silently attend church events and be addressed by our high priests.
- Tier 4 - Citizen. For only $100,000 you can become a fully-fledged Citizen of the Church, with full speaking privileges.
- Tier 5 - High Citizen - For a small recurring payment of $1,000,000/year, you will be the most respected members of our great society, and experience a 10-minute skype conversation with our great leader DJ Condog.